Slumpbusters

AS IF IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE for Alex Rodriguez, Selena Robert's in her forthcoming book, A-ROD: The Many Lives of Alex Rodriguez, claims that A-Rod intentionally tipped pitches to opposing hitters during his days as a Texas Ranger. It's one thing to juice up on your own, but another to intentionally hurt the work of your own teammates. Bush league stuff and hopefully not something that's prevalent out there. But am I just kidding myself?

May I Suggest: A-Rod Pocket Mirror Promotion Night?

A-ROD HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY hammered in the press more than any single athlete I can think of in the last year. Sadly enough, he really did bring every bit of it on himself. This is the last kind of association a non-profit like The Boys and Girls Club of America needs.

Cody Ransom's Opening Day Dream?

A-Rod's Dufflebag